Gotta Document So I Neva' Forget

Thought I would share a couple of gems out of the mouths of my babes:

We are trying to get Tel to do his own wiping after using the restroom; he is almost 5 and will start Kindergarten next year. When Jesse was beckoned with the "I'm done, come wipe me" he entered with ammo, "what are you going to tell the teachers at kindergarten registration when they ask you if you can wipe yourself?". Tel replied "I'm going to tell them my neck isn't long enough to see if I got all the poop". OF COURRRRRRSE.

When Dax realized he would be continuing piano lessons, football, swimming in the summer, Cub Scouts, and now wrestling he was upset stating "I have NO free time, I need to cut something out". I said "you bet, no more football it is". His obvious reply was "I was thinking no more piano". Duh! I knew what he wanted to nix but piano is non-negotiable.

Tel started a nightly tradition: My mom always told my sister and I "good night, sweet dreams" when she would tuck us in at night and I continued it with my sons but Tel responded with a line that we have now added "Good night, I'll see you in the morning, Sweet Dreams, and SILLY NIGHTMARES (pronounced night-meres)