Top 10 List of why I haven't been blogging

These are the top 10 ways I have been prevented to blog in the last month; enjoy!!

10. Brother took his horse home, my horse got lonely and broke out of corral. Went looking for companionship and cut her nose; hellaciously. Feeling guilty and stress over vet bill prevented me.
9. Hubbie has been on unforgiving schedule for 3 months. Single parenthood and missing just seeing hubbie prevented me.
8. Spring has, sort of, sprung! No explanation needed.
7. Spring means cleaning out corral. Transferring about 3 truck-loads of manure to garden spot to prep veggie garden prevented me.
6. NEW. STUDENTS. EVERY. WEEK. Catching them up in the middle of a quarter has prevented me.
5. Final assignment is due in teacher training class. Feeling guilty that computer is on and I'm not doing my homework has prevented me.
4. Tel turned 4 this month. Planning and having his party prevented me.
3. Dax had his school talent show today. Motivating (yelling at) him to practice his piece has prevented me.
2. Dogs were playing a little too rambunctiously and my Shih-tzu got hurt. Vet had to remove his eye. That guilt and vet bill has REALLY stressed me which in turn prevented me.

AND THE #1 REASON I HAVE BEEN PREVENTED TO BLOG IS...
I have been too lazy to do so, haven't found anything of interest to share, have been glued to worthless reality TV (Housewives, Biggest Loser, Dancing with the Stars, and god forgive me, Bridget's Beaches), have been enjoying just reading every other blog, and yes I am an excuse giver. Sorry.

LIVVVVIIIIIDDDD and bored

I am livid! How am I to spend my lunch hour now??? My school computer filter has now been programmed to block Twitter. What is next blogger? Oh please god no.... I will go insane!